i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely
wow this is actually accurate
I’m sure Egg is a very nice person…
I forgot how much work takes out of me
BUT HOT SHIT I HEAR MR SOFTY I CAN’T EVEN
Zhang Huan. 1/2 (meat), 1998.
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
fuck the police if you know what i mean
Oh la la
i thought you couldn’t have tattoos if you were a police man
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
LIKE THE POKEMON OMG
Hayden Christensen
El Scorcho
Weezer
I wish I could get my head out of the sand
‘Cause I think we’d make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
